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The Kraine Theater
85 E. 4th Street
New York, NY 10003
(Between 2nd and 3rd Ave)
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Shotz
Monday, July 02, 2012 through Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Shotz! is a theatrical pressure cooker that every month gives six groups two weeks to write, two weeks to rehearse, two hours to tech, and two chances to perform all-new short plays the first Monday of every month at Under St. Marks Theater in the East Village. Unified by three common criteria, each ... (continued)
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JonBenet Ramsey: Murder Mystery Theater!!!
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 through Sunday, March 03, 2013

Who Killed JonBenét? And when? And how much? The creators of the off-Broadway hit, Bayside! The Unmusical! (Saved by the Bell Musical) proudly presents a true crime musical comedy. We boldly recreate that fateful night of the fateful murder in that fateful town of Boulder, Colorado. With music! ... (continued)
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A Panda Suit, Pythagoras, and Plenty of Puns
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 through Sunday, March 03, 2013

Based on the art of punning, this off-beat and witty stand-up comedy show includes the use of a panda suit, and winds from a reverent discussion of Dr. Dre to an irreverent discussion of the dating lives of Plato and Pythagoras ... (continued)
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Commencing
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 through Sunday, March 03, 2013

The beautiful Kelli eagerly anticipates the blind date her friends have set her up on. To her dismay, it turns out her date is one very disappointed lesbian named Arlin. Mutually appalled, yet appallingly intrigued, they proceed to pull the screws loose on both straight and gay women's culture, to find ... (continued)
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The Dreamer and The Acrobat
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 through Sunday, March 03, 2013

Mallory is an agoraphopic baker who never leaves her shop, eager to experience the world but terrified to try. The circus comes to town with Mallory's best childhood friend – the acrobat Gitano – with whom she's always been secretly in love. To be with him, she must overcome her fears and join the outside ... (continued)
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exHOTic other
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 through Sunday, March 03, 2013

How many layers must you lose to get to the center of yourself? Come join award-winning and critically acclaimed writer/performer Una Aya Osato and her burlesque alter ego exHOTic other as they take on the world and take off their clothes. ... (continued)
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MY THREE MOMS
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 through Sunday, March 03, 2013

One birthed her, one nursed her, one raised her. Now she’s burying all three. A daughter is called back to the red clay of Georgia to bury her three moms and shape her own identity. Good Lord Almighty! Who are all these crazy people at the funerals?! ... (continued)
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Ringmaster
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 through Sunday, March 03, 2013

Come be a fly on the wall, high in the mountains at the home of Pops- watch this master manipulator of a bygone era in razor sharp form, as fists fly, tops come off, and bodies hit the floor- Will Pop's legacy be preserved? Or will the secrets of the Sickie Room be uncovered at last? ... (continued)
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Sisters Grimm: Fables of the Stage
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 through Sunday, March 03, 2013

A hilarious look behind the curtain. Find out how Jack really met the Giant and what happens between the scenes of a traveling children's theater troupe. Bricken Sparacino and Amy E. Witting team up in this two fable production. No children allowed. ... (continued)
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The Spectator & the Blind Man: Stories of Seeing & Not-Seeing
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 through Sunday, March 03, 2013

Voilà, enlightenment’s blind side! Set in eighteenth-century Paris, The history of Braille begins at a sideshow spectacle and ends with revolution. Hear intimate stories of triumph and degradation embedded in sound and visionscapes. Think Ken Burns on hallucinogenic steroids! ... (continued)
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Wearing Black
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 through Sunday, March 03, 2013

Accident. Murder. Evan must navigate the drugs, debts, and relationships he inherits after his twin brother is killed. Darkly visceral, strangely intimate and set to a deeply emotional score, “Wearing Black” trespasses into of the hearts and minds of those left behind and demands to know what place ... (continued)
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Hangovers - Love in the Time of Time Machines
Monday, March 04, 2013 through Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Love in the Time of Time Machines

Presented by The Theatre Elusive - Toronto, Ontario

Written by David Tichauer, Net Petrie, & Gillian English

Once upon a time, Klein and Gabrielle broke up. And that was the end of it. OR WAS IT?! In a world where time's arrow spins
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Hangovers - Little Pussy
Monday, March 04, 2013 through Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Little Pussy

Written & Performed by John Grady - New York, NY

John Grady's true tales of being picked on, chased down, and beat up, from his youth to adulthood. Will he ever stand and fight? Are bullies and the bullied destined to fine each other? If so, who will save him? From
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Hangovers - Generic Magic Realism
Thursday, March 07, 2013 through Friday, March 08, 2013

Generic Magic Realism

Presented by Temerity Theatre - Brooklyn, NY

Written by Ed Malin, Directed by DeLisa White, Starring Nat Cassidy

What happens when the magical world of your average South American person is transplanted to a more northern, less magical, more real
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Hangovers - 36 Hours
Thursday, March 07, 2013 through Friday, March 08, 2013

36 Hours

Presented by aWe Creative Group - New York, NY

Written by Amy E. Witting, Directed by Bricken Sparacino

Four years after a brief rendezvous Annie and Patrick reunite at Heathrow Airport and discover how life-changing 36 hours can be.
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Hangovers - Commencing
Friday, March 08, 2013 through Saturday, March 09, 2013

Commencing

Presented by Estraña Theatre Company - Brooklyn, NY

Written by Jane Shepard, Directed by Christina Massie

The beautiful Kelli eagerly anticipates the blind date her friends have set her up on. To her dismay, it turns out her date is one very disappointed lesbian
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Hangovers - A Day in the Life of Miss Hiccup
Friday, March 08, 2013 through Saturday, March 09, 2013

A Day in the Life of Miss Hiccup

Presented by Shoshinz - Tokyo, Japan

Written & Performed by Yanomi

The mysterious Miss Hiccup lives alone, but is definitely not lonely. She is forever accompanied by a raucous cast of sounds and music that make her life an absurd adventure.
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Hangovers - The Vindlevoss Family Circus Spectacular
Saturday, March 09, 2013 through Sunday, March 10, 2013

Directed by: Mark Gindick
Company: Animal Engine
The mustachioed Professor Penelope Vindlevoss discovers Edward the Zombie on her recent anthropological expedition, and takes it upon herself to domesticate him. What is Edward’s final lesson? To put on a circus, of course! Physical comedy and
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Hangovers - The God Box
Saturday, March 09, 2013 through Sunday, March 10, 2013

The God Box

Written & Performed by Antonia Lassar - Brooklyn, NY

A "bagels and schmeaaah" mother discovers her daughter wasn't a practicing Jew. The God Box is a hilarious and poignant tale of how faith is passed on, and what happens when it isn't.
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All Girls
Thursday, March 28, 2013 through Sunday, April 14, 2013

All Girls is a hyper real, sometimes surreal play about three teenage girls and one colossally scary mother. Trembling on the brink of womanhood, the girls act out with one another and their families in the most outrageous ways imaginable. It’s also funny.

This show contains adult content.
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Advance Guard
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 through Sunday, May 19, 2013

Art school dropouts, Willy and Milo, find themselves struggling to make ends meet let alone make art. After a series of hijinks, including stealing a seemingly unknown painting... The boys find themselves following the gonzo orders of a mysterious artist with a cult-following, Paul a.k.a. “The Prophet”, ... (continued)
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Solid Soul: A Celebration of Two Iconic Shows that Shaped a Nation
Thursday, May 23, 2013 through Sunday, May 26, 2013

A glittery funky tribute to the music shows that moved us as kids. Soul Train and Solid Gold. One deep and grooving, as the dancers rocked their unique flavor. The other floaty pop music with barely there costumes and jazz hands. Together they laid the foundation for who we are today! ... (continued)
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Lesbian Love Octagon
Wednesday, June 05, 2013 through Saturday, June 29, 2013

Set in the late 90s on the Lower East Side of New York City, LESBIAN LOVE OCTAGON follows the journey of Sue, a less than butch dyke with a broken heart, as she tries to cope with losing her girlfriend to her ex-girlfriend. When Sue’s friends (a bevy of ex-girlfriends and ex-girlfriends' ex-girlfriends) ... (continued)
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Far Too Silly! A Monty Python Burlesque Tribute
Thursday, June 27, 2013 through Friday, June 28, 2013

AND NOW, for something completely different!

FAR TOO SILLY! is a Monty Python burlesque tribute brought to you by RAWR! Burlesque's co-creators, DANGRRR DOLL and STELLA CHUU. Featuring NYC's most ingenious and enticing burlesque stars, the show will be jam packed with parodies of Monty Python's
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Hellcab
Thursday, November 07, 2013 through Friday, December 20, 2013

Do you Dare Pay the Fare??

Playwright and Chicago cab driver Will Kern draws from personal experiences to create the alternately frightening, hilarious and poignant, Hell Cab. Throughout the long shift the bizarre and eclectic collection of passengers who enter the cab include a trio of
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